Frequently Asked Questions
Before sending me a stupid email, do yourself a favor and look through these frequently asked questions if you can't figure something out. Please don't send me an email with a question that's already answered on here, I promise you will NOT get a nice response. The first question is my favorite...
Q:How do I know this isn't a scam?
A:My eBook is a best-seller in the National Marketplace. You can also read my testimonials to see what other people are saying about my program. Bottom line is you get a 80 day money back guarantee. I only require that you let me know which strategies didn't work for you, and how you used them. My program is not like any other program out there Guaranteed. It's a no BS guide to making money online.
Q:I want to order the book but I can't pay by credit card.
A:To arrange another method of payment contact us here
Q:How do I know that you are really rich?
A:See here
Q:I am not able to download the book...What do I do? How do I get another one?
A:My staff will attach the book to an email for you. Make sure to send me a proof of purchase before hand, you'll avoid my support guys from getting fired so send your email here, but you HAVE TO include your order/receipt number.
Q:I keep getting an error when I try to open the book in Adobe Acrobat. How do I fix this?
A:You will have to upgrade to the newest edition of Adobe Acrobat, which is free to download for both PC and Mac here. If you're still having problems, you'll need to completely uninstall Adobe Acrobat, then restart your computer and download the new version from the link above.
Q:Will you help me with any questions after I order?
A:Let's just say...that all my customers receive a lifetime of support just keep some proof that you are my customer of course...the Millionaire staff works around the clock to keep you happy.
Q:Does Mr. Millionaire offer a 1-1 coaching session?
A:Yes. Mr. Millionaire has a select staff of expert coaches, they're the Millionaire's finest. Some of the coaches we have, are featured as testimonials on the Mr. Millionaire's website. For an application to work 1-on-1 with the Millionaire team, contact us here.
Q:Why would a multi-millionaire like myself bother selling an ebook?
A:Because clearly I'm getting even richer from sales of my ebook, even while floating around the Caribbean in my pontoon. When you offer a perfect product that makes money for both the buyer and seller, it's a no-brainer.
Q:Do you guarantee that I will make money using your program?
A:I wish I could guarantee that you will make money, but I can't because I know most of you guys will buy a great book like mine and never finish reading it, or you won't apply the strategies described in it. Because you're lazier than I am. However, if you DO apply the strategies in the book properly, I WILL guarantee that you will make money.
Q:What are the details of your money-back guarantee?
A:I offer a 80 day money back guarantee. Try my strategies, If you are in no way successful then I will tell you that you are in the wrong business, I'll question your intelligence, but I will also give you a 100% refund. But instead of complaining, you emailing my staff for assistance. They're trained to help you make money using my strategies. They will critique your website, strategies, methods, and will point you in the right direction.
Q:If you're as rich as you say you are and confident in your program, why don't you give me a free copy? I'll pay you back when I make money.
A:You're kidding...right? When you give something away free, people will never value it highly, so it sits around and eventually gets deleted or thrown away with little or no use. Vice Versa, when you spend a decent amount of money for something, you'll make sure that you actually attempt to use the product. And in order to make money with my program, you WILL need to actually USE my strategies. No freebies here. If you are looking for a handout, go to the welfare office.
Q:I'm outside of the United States. Can I still make money with your book?
A:DEFINITELY. Your Geography can no way limit the potential of making money with my strategies.
Q:I don't know ANYTHING about the internet, HTML, or how to make money. Will your book be helpful for a newbie?
A:Yes. I there is supplemental chapter to the book, specifically for beginners. Beginners and experts will benefit greatly from my strategies. Remember, you can always contact my staff for personal help. They're not anywhere near as crazy as I am (a bunch of woosies if you ask me). Eh...they'll do.
Q:Can ANYONE benefit from your program?
A:You must be able to work on your computer at least a couple hours per week, and you have to be able to follow simple directions. As long as you are not a complete idiot, this program will help you make money.
Q:Can I come and work for you? I'm awesome and you'll never regret it.
A:Probably not. I have a strong feeling you're NOT real good and I WOULD regret it.
Q:I am a poor idiot. Will you send me some stash?
A:Absolutely. Let me know how much you want. Then go wait next to your mailbox for my check.
Q:You're Not Real. You're Not Rich. I probably make more than you. What do you have to say about that?
A:Put down the remote. Go outside the trailer. And grab some fresh air. Somehow I think I'll still manage to sleep okay.
Q:You've really got some nerve! You think you're better than me?
A:Yes. I'm a rich, arrogant SOB, and I like it that way.